*Takes Breath*

I am normal I am normal I am normal I am normal I like football I like baseball I am normal I am normal I read the paper and I get drunk I am normal I am normal I am normal I like techno soul and funk I am normal I am normal I do handstands in my bathroom I am normal I am normal I am normal I like white spots on my mushrooms I am normal I am often quite informal I am normal I eat breakfast dinner and tea I am normal I am normal I’m sure that you will agree that I am normal I am normal I am normal I am normal I clean my teeth and wash my face I am normal I am normal at meal times I always say grace I am normal I am normal I am normal I smile at everyone I meet I am normal I am normal I look both ways when I cross the street I am normal I am normal I am normal I have some fun and have some fear I am normal I sit in chairs and watch tv I am normal I am normal